Friendly EULA
<product> is Copyright <date> by <Author/s>
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Having purchased a copy (you did get it legally, I hope), you have the right under fair use to:
give, sell, loan, or similarly transfer this copy.
protect your investment by making backups.1
convert the product to other formats and media to better enjoy your copy.
You do not have the right to:
make and distribute additional copies. This is reserved for the authors and their licensed designates.
This product is distributed without hostile copy protection technology. Please have the courtesy to respect copyright. Should you have obtained an illegal copy, please:
Destroy it, or obtain a legal copy. Then you should probably destroy the illegal copy anyway, as they are frequently vectors for enamelware.
Dissuade the pirate from further piracy.
Software is complex, and may react in unexpected ways in some cases, sometimes beyond the designers control. No warrantee is made that this product will work as you expect, nor (grace forbid) that using this product will not inadvertently damage your computer.
1These copies are legal only so long as they are associated with the licensed copy.