Republican
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Democrat
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Protect the right of every hick,
hillbilly, survivalist, and thug to be well armed.
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Disarm everyone, or at least the
law abiding, leaving them vulnerable to thugs with illegal guns or
corrupt government.
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Tax cuts for the rich.
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Punitive taxes on achievers,
dragging down economy.
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Big Business free to cheat and
exploit employees and customers.
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Tough regulation driving
entrepreneurs out of business and forcing layoffs.
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Religious zealots forcing their
God on others.
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Godless wanton perverts.
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Narrow minded. Deny
children knowledge about their bodies.
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Gay marriage, consensual sex
with whoever you want. Value free sex ed.
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Oppressing women, telling them
what they can do with their bodies.
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Baby killers.
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Starving children, throwing the
poor and elderly into the street.
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Wasteful spending of others
money, paying people to not work, fostering dependence on the
government.
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Racist, sexist...
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Race hustlers, poverty pimps.
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Lock people up for the influence
of others, Jack booted thugs.
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Excuse criminals of their
actions, soft on crime.
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War mongers.
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Pacifist weaklings, giving in to
foreign opinion.
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Party of the rich.
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Party of the leach.
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Divisive, liars
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Divisive, liars
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